Saturday, 12 May 2018

Men vs Women


MEN VS WOMEN

How to make a MAN Happy:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (messages)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

How to make a WOMAN Happy:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy a man only needs to be:

1. A Friend
2. A Companion
3. A Lover
4. A Brother
5. A Father
6. A Master
7. A Chef
8. An Electrician
9. A Plumber
10. A Mechanic
11. A Carpenter
12. A Decorator
13. A Stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A Gynecologist
16. A Psychologist
17. A Pest Exterminator
18. A Psychiatrist
19. A Healer
20. A Good Listener
21. An Organizer
22. A Good Father
23. Very Clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender 
33. Strong 
34. Understanding 
35. Tolerant 
36. Prudent 
37. Ambitious 
38. Capable 
39. Courageous 
40. Determined 
41. True 
42. Dependable 
43. Passionable 

Without Forgetting to:

44. Give her Compliments regularly
45. Go Shopping with Her
46. Be Honest 
47. Be very Rich
48. Do not Stress her out
49. Do not look at Other Girls

And At the Same Time, YOU Must Also say:

50. Give Her lots of Attention
51. Give Her lots of Time, especially Time for herself
52. Give Her lots of Space, never worrying about where she goes

But Most of All, It Is Very Important

53. Never forget
. Birthdays
. Anniversaries
. Valentine's Day
. Arrangements she makes

😁🤩😜🤭😋

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