When I was younger....

When I was younger

I'd put my arms in my dress

And told people I lost my arms.

I would restart the video game 

Whenever I knew I was going to lose.😁😛

I would sleep with all the stuffed animals

So none of them would get offended.

I had that one pen with 6 colors,

And tried to push all the buttons at once.

I poured my soda into the cap 

And acted like I was taking shots.

I would wait behind a door to scare someone,

But left because they took too long long

Or I had to pee.

I would fake being asleep,

So my Dad would carry me to bed.

I used to think that the moon followed my car.

I would watch those two drops of rain roll down the window

And pretend it was a race.

I used to swallow fruit seeds

And get scared to death

That a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

Remember when we were kids

And couldn't wait to grow up?